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12-15-2014, 06:06 AM
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Re: French ISIL Fighters Want to Return Home, Plead for Clemency
"Dear Mummy, I've come to regret my decision to join ISIS. I was given the false impression that I would spend all my time blowing people up, raping women and cutting off people's heads while being filmed for Internet distribution. Instead, I spend all my time distributing food, blankets and clothing and transporting the dead! And as if that wasn't bad enough, my iPod broke! I want to go home!!! They wouldn't put me in jail, would they? While you sort that out, I'll send my laundry in advance. Yours truly, Jacques (formerly Muhummad Islam, formerly Jacques)" |
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12-15-2014, 10:44 AM
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Re: French ISIL Fighters Want to Return Home, Plead for Clemency
There should be no return ticket for these monsters, but don't they all rip up their passports once they hit syria or iraq? so how are they getting back home with no ID?
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12-16-2014, 05:51 AM
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Re: French ISIL Fighters Want to Return Home, Plead for Clemency
Wouldn't this be regarded as treason by this cave-law-system they've adopted? Perhaps a "Chechen tongue" is at place. So what is "Chechen tongue"? Rumor had it that the now dead Chechen Islamic terrorist Basayev drank the blood of Georgian troops they beheaded, and "invented a new form of execution--the "Chechen tongue," in which the victim's tongue is pulled out through a slit throat." I would like to see that on one of their deserters. |
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12-16-2014, 01:54 PM
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Re: French ISIL Fighters Want to Return Home, Plead for Clemency
Maybe the list of all the sissies who want to go home should be forwarded to their fearless leaders so they see what cowards they truly are. Let them kill their own for wanting to desert the all mighty murderers!
__________________ “Darkness dwells within even the best of us. In the worst of us, darkness not only dwells but reins.” ― Dean Koontz, Strange Highways |