[Faust]

Originally Posted by akham ↗

Not the first time at Boeing that rupture of the rear pressure bulkhead caused a fatal accident.

Goddamn

[PhognaBologna]

….lucky dog

[shanejj]

Sentenced to three years today

[kellyhound]

Originally Posted by shanejj ↗

Sentenced to three years today

Samantha White was found guilty and sentenced to three years in prison, followed by three years of probation. She was also ordered to have no possession of animals or live with any animals during her probation.

She was also put on the Animal Abuser Registry. Officials said this tracks any person who has been convicted of a felony and/or misdemeanor involving animal abuse and cruelty offenses.

Samantha White was also ordered to pay court costs and the cost of prosecution.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office also arrested her husband, John White, who is accused of recording her committing the sexual acts.

Jan 14, 2025:
A Lee County man, who is already facing multiple charges of child pornography possession and multiple charges of sexual assault on an animal, is now charged with sexually assaulting someone.

White had been out on bond when this alleged crime happened.

The victim said she was having drinks at home with John White in July 2024.

After taking a Tylenol or Advil PM, she ended up falling asleep.

According to the report, the victim woke up to White shoving his fist into her rectum.

The victim told investigators that she tried to scream, but White covered her mouth while continuing the act.

According to a report, White claimed to not know what happened when the victim asked.

The woman said she was in pain the day after, and was not able to work. Two days later, she was in surgery.

She also told deputies that she was in and out of consciousness for the rest of the night.

The victim took pictures that investigators concluded aligned with her story.

White has been charged with sexual assault with a weapon or force sexual battery on a victim 12 and older.

He was previously charged with multiple charges of sexual assault on an animal and child pornography possession.

[Eat Shit And Die]

There's got to be some seriously fucked up shit in the water in Florida, what the hell is it with that place

[WonderMomma]

Originally Posted by Eat Shit And Die ↗

There's got to be some seriously fucked up shit in the water in Florida, what the hell is it with that place

google "a man in florida" along with the month and day of your birth. Guaranteed to have some wacked out news articles pop up.

[WonderMomma]

here's one for today (21 April)

[akham]

I know this thread refuses to die, but since the law enforcement body camera video of execution of the search warrant has been released it really needs to be added to this thread.

Warning - viewer discretion is advised. The video gets a bit ruff in places, since it describes her drunken encounters with the family's brown labrador and how those encounters were watched by her husband.

Apparently the dog "became territorial at times" and aggressive towards the husband, so he (the husband, not the dog) had to watch (and film) from a concealed position.

The video also claims that, when "pressed further" (?!?!), she explained that after drinking she became horny but "her husband was often tired, so she 'did it' with the dog instead because it gave her the attention she craved".

Just goes to show that if a husband can't satisfy his wife, he might end up in the dog box and the dog might end up in hers. I guess she just prefers the doggy's style and probably likes it ruff, ruff, ruff ...

She pled guilty to charges including sex with an animal (the dog, not the husband) and was sentenced to three years in prison followed by three years of probation. It is unclear if this was the result of a flea bargain.

It is unclear what happened to the labrador, but rumours are that he started an OnlyFans account, now works with a pet escort service and has a reputation for being a very, very, very good boy.

[kellyhound]

One weekend a man asks his wife if she would like go fishing "No" She replies "Im watching TV" "Ok" he says "I will take the dog"

The following weekend he asks her the same "No" She replies "Im watching The Price is Right on TV" "Ok" he says "I will take the dog"

This goes on for a few weeks until one day he gets pissed off. "Look you can either come fishing, give me a blow job or take it up the arse" he shouts.

She thinks for a moment and decides to give him a BJ. He then takes the dog fishing.

This goes on for many weeks. "Fishing, blowjob or up the arse?" to which she always chooses blowjob and he always ends up taking his poor dog fishing.

One weekend she goes down to blow him. "FUCKING HELL WHATS THAT SHITTY SMELL?" she screams".

Oh the dog didnt want to come fishing this weekend" he replies.

[IvorySmith]

I'm not sure if it's worse that she did this, or, because she did, we are just as satisfied as the dog?

Imagine that your dad got locked up for child pornography and your mom locked up for banging the lab. Poor kids.