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03-17-2016, 07:25 AM
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MT. JULIET (WKRN) – Two women are behind bars after police say they were caught stealing over $800 worth of flip-flops from a Mt. Juliet Old Navy store.

It all started when officers were called to the South Mt. Juliet Road business just after 5 p.m. for a shoplifting in progress.

Mt. Juliet police say as officers were on their way, the suspects ran from the store and got into a Nissan Altima.

A detailed description of the car was provided to police, who spotted and stopped the suspects near Dick’s Sporting Goods.

During a traffic stop, authorities reportedly found the $800 in flip-flops inside the car, which were returned to Old Navy.

Two women, 28-year-old Tena Allen and 26-year-old Towonda Parrish, were taken into custody and booked into the Wilson County jail.

Allen was charged with driving on a revoked license, but she was also wanted out of Wilson County for a violation of probation and Williamson County for a violation of probation.

Parrish was charged with felony theft of merchandise.
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03-17-2016, 07:46 AM
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Re: Flip Flops Stolen

Never come between a South American and their flip-flops, it could earn you a machete around the head and a jolly good burning.
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Never come between a South American and their flip-flops, it could earn you a machete around the head and a jolly good burning.
The Thais would go berserk too.
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All I know, is a bunch in people in Brazil are about to die horribly.
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03-18-2016, 05:23 AM
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I thought you would need a 10 acre warehouse to store $800 worth of flip flops... these must be high end flip flops!
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Flip flops?? Why in the motherfuck would we give three shits about some stolen flip flops? Post that shit to Facebook you fucking diggleberry!!! Hahaha just fucking with you.. No really haha
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How much are flip-flops at Old Navy? Like $3-5 a pair? I mean...that's a fuck of a lot of pairs of flip-flops those two bitches ran out with!
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Re: Flip Flops Stolen

Towonda Parrish
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Re: Flip Flops Stolen

I think we can all appreciate how much flip flops play a part in all D.R. members daily lives. Now hurry and pass out the confiscated merchandise to all future victims and assailants.
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