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10-30-2014, 06:50 AM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:68 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,461
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Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
27.10.2014 To cater to every survivalist’s needs, a company is now selling a cabin it claims is ‘certified’ to be zombie-proof should the rest of the world come to an end from zombie hordes. Tiger log cabins has seemingly stumbled on a potential goldmine as the love of zombie-related TVs, video games and books seems like it still has considerable steam left, with an actual answer to, ‘where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?’ The 8 metre x 13 metre cabin has been designed firmly with the idea that you would be able to prevent anyone, or anything, from breaching its defences, but also allowing those inside to remain relatively comfortable, with a toilet, kitchen, TV and even an Xbox and a set of turntable decks if you want to remix the Monster Mash with Thriller for maximum apt song usage. Sit in comfort while zombie hordes scratch in futility at the cabin's exterior. Designated simply as the Zombie Fortification Cabin, (ZFC-1), it also features some rather more helpful additions, including an upper deck vantage point, reinforced windows and doors, as well as an arsenal for storing a variety of anti-zombie weapons. Tiger log cabins even throws in a 10 Year Anti-Zombie Guarantee for those lucky enough to survive a zombie attack if the owner and company both happen to survive a potential apocalypse. The downside? With all mod-cons, including solar panels, security cameras, riot protection gear, search lights, flame throwers, water canon, barbed wire, and all-enclosed vegetable patch, this will set you back an eye-watering stg£90,775 (€115,045). I’d rather be a care-free zombie, thanks. Images via Tiger Log Cabins  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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10-30-2014, 11:42 AM
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Re: Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
Cut the price by 60%, and just use shipping containers. /steals their market. |
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10-30-2014, 11:51 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:460 male Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 2,423 2,423Posts 2,127Thanked 462Quoted 7Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
 how does this company stay afloat?
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10-30-2014, 04:29 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:440 Comrade Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 2,627 2,627Posts 6,239Thanked 1,167Quoted 14Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
Only a one car garage?
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10-30-2014, 05:05 PM
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 Goblin Poster Rank:270 Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 5,163 5,163Posts 9,597Thanked 2,988Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
That is pretty neat..but yeah, I think Id rather be a zombie than to be cooped up in that thing |
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10-30-2014, 06:44 PM
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| ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:68 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,461
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Re: Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
I guess there are those anxiously awaiting the zombie apocalypse!  The story was on our news last night.  Could make for a good movie. A zombie cabin park and zombies outwitting them. Or not! |
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10-31-2014, 08:05 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:460 male Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 2,423 2,423Posts 2,127Thanked 462Quoted 7Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
Ive heard worse premises Its just humourous people would not only fond the need for one but think they could substain themselves on 1200 sq feet! |
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10-31-2014, 08:12 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:190 Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 8,101 8,101Posts 10,556Thanked 4,490Quoted 18Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
If they want all that protecting the outside, that's their choice even if it's fucking stupid. What I don't get is the hideous decor, looks like an entire house with all ikea furniture..  |
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10-31-2014, 08:54 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:95 Male Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 16,976 16,976Posts 25,195Thanked 1,904Quoted 9Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale
This is cool but extremely useless as zombies aren't real.
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