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10-02-2017, 05:51 PM
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FBI Seized Over 3000 Penises During Raid @Morgue Employees House
Could you imagine having to be the agent to inventory all those jars ? Lol http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-...mployees-home/ The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network. Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes. What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4. “There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.” According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested. “He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.” It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site. Dozens of federal agents were still collecting and identifying jars more than six hours after their arrival. A dozen federal agents of the FBI’s Evidence Response Team were still identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their arrival on the site. A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days. An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach over 3,000. Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand a trial. If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures. |
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10-02-2017, 06:40 PM
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Re: FBI Seized Over 3000 Penises During Raid @Morgue Employees House
He looks like someone who would collect cocks in a jar |
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10-02-2017, 08:16 PM
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Re: FBI Seized Over 3000 Penises During Raid @Morgue Employees House
When I first read the title, I thought maybe there was an uprising by gay FBI agents, and I wondered: Did they just seize the penises, or did they stroke them a little?
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10-02-2017, 08:53 PM
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Re: FBI Seized Over 3000 Penises During Raid @Morgue Employees House
Scroll to the bottom of the page: "World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle." |
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10-03-2017, 12:18 AM
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Re: FBI Seized Over 3000 Penises During Raid @Morgue Employees House
https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3...oyee-home.html It is a fake. lol. Living in Harris county all my life though, this would not be a shock. The amount of economic 'growth' that is actually inflated numbers from fake, and many very real and very profitable, businesses from Mexican drug cartels and Chinese influences that laundering money, all the other shady unhanded things around here, and all the human trafficking with the coyotes, Chinese, and mind blowing numbers of brothels, I'm sure, quite positive, that something like this is happening in Houston, and the greater Harris County area. Houston sucks lol. |