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● 12-07-2012, 02:31 PM
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Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Escape Hole, Botches Jailbreak

A fat prisoner botched a Brazil jailbreak when his beer gut got him lodged in a hole smashed through a concrete wall.

Rafael Valadao, who tips the scales around 225 pounds, made for a hilarious spectacle as his fleshy torso left him lodged helplessly during an attempted prison escape in Ceres, Brazil.

A skinnier con made it out ahead of him, but the jailbirds waiting in line for freedom were thwarted by their buddy's girth.

Valadao lay bleeding in the hole, with one shoe off and his jeans dropped down below his army-green underpants.

Firefighters had to come and rescue the the numbskull, who "was screaming in pain," according to police. "He Seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach."
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● 12-07-2012, 02:36 PM
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Re: Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Escape Hole, Botches Jailbreak

ah-phhhhhht!
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● 12-07-2012, 02:39 PM
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Re: Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Escape Hole, Botches Jailbreak

If it was a plot for a movie, it would be hard to believe.
Lol @ his fat ass stuck in the hole
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Re: Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Escape Hole, Botches Jailbreak

If it happened in the US, he would have sued.

And won.
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Re: Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Escape Hole, Botches Jailbreak

If it happened in the US, he would have sued.

And won.
sad but true
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Re: Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Escape Hole, Botches Jailbreak

225lbs is fat?

Ok lets see a full view of him.
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Re: Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Escape Hole, Botches Jailbreak

This is like a bad boy version of Winnie the Pooh getting stuck in Rabbit's hole of a door
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Re: Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Escape Hole, Botches Jailbreak

he doesnt even look fat.. just the hole was dug by a standard sized little mexican..
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