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11-12-2015, 04:06 PM
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Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
A middle-aged Canadian couple died in a sexual embrace at a Mexican resort after the corpulent husband suffered a heart attack in a hot tub and squashed his slender wife, authorities said on Wednesday. The bodies of the couple were found on Tuesday at their hotel in the Carribean resort of Playa del Carmen where they had traveled to celebrate their daughter's wedding, an official from the state attorney general's office said. The identities of the man and woman were not immediately made public. https://ca.news.yahoo.com/corpulent-...021130295.html Can you imagine the wedding? Guest - Hey where's your dad that fat motherfucker? Bride bursts into tears... |
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11-12-2015, 06:29 PM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
Damn he did it again, got his and just left her drowning. He died getting his rocks off and left her all wet and pissed off, and dead too, para cabar la chingada.
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11-12-2015, 07:13 PM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
LMAO @ the title on the website..   · |
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11-12-2015, 09:50 PM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
At least they died together but it will certainly dampen the daughter's wedding and every anniversary there after  |
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11-12-2015, 10:40 PM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
No shit. The anniversary of the day that dad squashed mom in Mexico! I feel so bad laughing...I think it's the wording that makes me crack up!  |
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11-13-2015, 01:47 AM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
This was on my local news followed by the story of the bobble-head sale for a hockey player with MS. I had to leave the room from laughing so hard. Everyone thinks I'm nuts (but...they should already know).
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11-14-2015, 02:18 AM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
They were in the mid-late sixties. At least they were trying...  |
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11-14-2015, 03:34 AM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
Dang I kno being obese is dangerous, but this is taking it to a new level.  |
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11-15-2015, 04:33 AM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
Just another fucking reasons to hate fat people...  |
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11-15-2015, 06:16 AM
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Re: Fat Guy Dies During Sex in Whirlpool, Drowns Wife
...couldnt handle the pill smorgasbord down there, i'll bet. viagra, valium, and booze plus jacuzzi. |
