Fan Injured by Hot Dog Suing Kansas City Royals

DiamondSmiles · #11 11-11-2013, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Megamel29

Shouldn't the normal reaction from the central nervous system be to flinch? Why didn't his eyes close?

He's an idiot

Just a guess.

Since there are children there, I'm sure the mascot wasn't throwing them like he was trying to knock out an eye.

shoelessjojackson · #12 11-12-2013, 12:25 AM

Good arm, Sluggerrr!

Nite · #13 11-12-2013, 01:09 AM

Could have been worse, might have been a tshirt fired from a cannon

RIP Maude Flanders

DiamondSmiles · #14 11-12-2013, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Nite

Could have been worse, might have been a tshirt fired from a cannon

RIP Maude Flanders

Poor Ned

First Maude. Now Edna Krabappel!

Azimuth · #15 11-12-2013, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by rapeWhistle

Can't catch a fucking hotdog wrapped in foil?!

Man the fuck up!

"way to be ready out there!"

HBD Ryan Gosling.

spookypooky · #16 11-12-2013, 12:17 PM

At least it wasn't one of those cheese filled weenies.

DiamondSmiles · #17 11-12-2013, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by spookypooky

At least it wasn't one of those cheese filled weenies.

Nothing can make me eat one! Perhaps this one was frozen

How are you, spookypooky?

Still looking great! Good for you

BigFoot · #18 11-12-2013, 10:37 PM

There are a thousand good puns to be had here. What a loser though. A lot of Kansas Citians (such as myself) have been to a Royal's game. Slugger practically underhand tosses it to you, and the hot dogs are hardly heavy (or edible) enough to do the damage he said was caused.

What a scum.

GlowingGhoul · #19 11-13-2013, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFoot

There are a thousand good puns to be had here. What a loser though. A lot of Kansas Citians (such as myself) have been to a Royal's game. Slugger practically underhand tosses it to you, and the hot dogs are hardly heavy (or edible) enough to do the damage he said was caused.

What a scum.

Yeah, he probably went to the bathroom and detached his own retina.

Spiffyfable · #20 11-14-2013, 12:06 AM

I live just a few miles from that Stadium

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