Face Eating Zombie Hits China

DiamondSmiles · #1 ● 07-02-2012, 05:22 PM

At what point does George Romero start looking like a documentarian? Yet another "zombie" face-eating attack has occurred, this time in the Chinese city of Wenzhou.

A fantastically drunk bus driver allegedly tied one on during lunch, then went crazy, bursting out of his bus station, leaping onto a passing car, and pounding on the windshield. When the terrified driver tried to flee, the bus driver tackled her and began "gnawing" on her nose and lips. Witnesses were unable to separate the two until the police arrived. There appears to be no motive, and the explanation of extreme drunkenness doesn't explain much. Doctors say the victim will require plastic surgery.

And this story:

Another horrifying face-eating zombie attack has occurred on this planet, therefore solidifying all prior assumptions that A.) zombie apocalypse is happening right now; or B.) that humanity is merely acting particularly terrible nowadays. On June 26th in the Chinese city of Wenzhou, a local bus driver allegedly tippled a little too hard, which drove him to bite off a woman's face in the middle of traffic. Web Pro News has the specifics:

A bus driver reportedly stopped his bus in traffic, blocking a woman's car. He then got off the bus, climbed up on the hood of the woman's car, and began beating at her windshield. When she got out of the car in a panic, he jumped on her and began chewing her face. Allegedly, several people tried to pull the man off, to no avail [...]

The victim will have to undergo plastic surgery to repair her nose and mouth.

Chinasmack also reports that the attacker, (named Dong), had drank 1.5 jin [750g] of baijiu with his friends. But while most of the drinkers passed out, Dong went mad. Now sober, Dong is "filled with regret" and — as of this last report — is still detained by the police for assault. Time to prepare your bug-out bags, people.