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Eel Wriggles Into Willy



A man who tried out a beauty fad for bathing with live eels was left in agony — when one slipped up his willy.
Vain Zhang Nan, 56, had been told that taking a dip with the tiny fish would make him look ten years younger because they nibbled off layers of dead skin.

But one of the elvers squirmed up his manhood and swam right into his bladder.

Zhang was rushed to hospital where he underwent a three-hour operation to remove the eel — by which time it was dead — in the city of Honghu, China.

Zhang said: "I climbed in the bath and could feel the eels nibbling my body.

"Then I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis.

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared."

Medics said slime on the elver's body — which was measured as half an inch by six inches — had "worked as a lubricant".

Doctor Jin Wang said: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower, but because eel are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got in smoothly."

The eel treatment is a similar concept to the fish pedicures that are popular at London spas.
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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

guess he couldn't pee the eel out
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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

...maybe should have worn a condom
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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

oh god oh god oh god ::has nightmares for the rest of his life::
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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

Hunny please suck dat eel out of my urethra
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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

I believe his story 100%
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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

Stupid guy. I went to TJ last night and spent about a hundred bucks getting the very thing done. We didn't get an eel out but she did get a mouthful. And it was a whole lot less expensive, didn't hurt a bit. In fact it felt really nice.
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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

I know how painful a UTI from a small bacteria can be... but can't imagine how much worse it would be for an eel to be inside there nibbling the insides... OUCH
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Re: Eel Wriggles Into Willy

Bullshit..every guy knows how small the urethra is.

Besides it couldnt get access to the bladder that way..not without ripping through muscle which is ofcourse impossible.


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