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08-03-2014, 05:00 AM
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Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
It turns out that Dustin Johnson's problems off the golf course are significantly worse than anyone might have imagined. Johnson announced Thursday that he was taking a leave of absence from professional golf for personal reasons, and according to a report from Michael Bamberger and Michael Walker of Golf.com, he has been suspended by the PGA Tour for six months after failing a drug test with cocaine. more  ·  · |
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08-03-2014, 10:53 AM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
The guy is worth $20,000,000 from playing golf, is one of the best golfers in the world and can easily make 3-5 million a year every year he continues to play on the PGA tour. Plus he is engaged to a Wayne Gretzky's daughter. Now he gets a 6 month vacation. Sounds pretty good to me. |
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08-03-2014, 08:22 PM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
drugo scum bag looks like to me.  |
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08-04-2014, 12:19 AM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
He has everything he could ever want and he's snorting cocaine. Just shows that money doesn't keep you from being a loser.
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08-04-2014, 03:46 AM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
Life's short, party hard. |
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08-04-2014, 12:04 PM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
His life sounded pretty sweet until I heard about his coke habit -and- engagement to The Great One's daughter. The former will greatly increase his chance of suffering a myocardial infarction or stroke in his late-40s/early-50s. The latter likes parading her ass around on Twatter/Instagroan a bit much for my comfort as a fiance.  Get clean and wise up, mate. The public loves a comeback story and will forgive you in a second if you get it right.  |
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08-04-2014, 01:19 PM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
He's been into coke since his college days at coastal carolina. I really don't think it's a big deal, as clearly he can be one of the best golfers in the world and still do coke. I'd say the % of rich young people who do coke is pretty high, especially if you were to check out colleges in the US that are $40,000 a year or more.     |
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08-04-2014, 01:28 PM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
Coke and a hot babe. I just can't see the appeal.  |
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08-04-2014, 02:28 PM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
Combine the two and snort lines off her T&A. Either or both will give the fucker a heart attack, so he'd better live like he's dying, I guess.  |
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08-05-2014, 11:28 AM
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Re: Dustin Johnson Suspended from PGA Tour for Coke
She is toooooo skinny; you could drive an articulated lorry through the gap between her thighs would be like shagging a skeleton.
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