[Faline]

Callum Ward, 25, was seen "pressing" himself against the emergency vehicle before "simulating a sex act" on the bonnet.
Official police logs show an officer who saw him stated: "It looks as though he is attempting to make love to the front of the ambulance".
Ward was drunk and had taken cannabis and amphetamine and was "in relatively high spirits" before the incident in November in Barnstaple, Devon.
He was first spotted setting fire to a packet of peanuts inside a phone box before mounting the ambulance, Barnstaple Magistrates Court was told.
He was found guilty of being drunk and disorderly and in possession of Class B drugs.

He was sentenced to a community order with a supervision requirement for six months and ordered to pay £60.
Ward, of Barnstaple, told the court: "I did start using drugs and drinking. I have seen the error of my ways with that."
In 2007, Robert Stewart, of Ayr, Scotland, was placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

[kellyhound]

wonder if the peanuts were left unharmed.

[knuggy]

[Sharon]

In 2007, Robert Stewart, of Ayr, Scotland, was placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

[jinhwangtikatang]

Quote:
In 2007, Robert Stewart, of Ayr, Scotland, was placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

The bike wasn't normally up for it, because it was two tired.

[Rachee]

This guy needs some intense therapy

[LiquidSky]

That's hawt.

[Hobbslefthand]

He must have been exhausted.

[Nasty Nuggets]

Poor Guy, just trying to get his 8===D wet

[Flaka]

Added to the Sex offender registry when he didn't even assault someone sexually... Big fucking flaw there