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Old 02-21-2013, 05:46 PM
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Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching

Florida? you betcha!

FEBRUARY 19--Ronald Howard was sitting on the couch “scratching his testicles” yesterday when his girlfriend told him to cease the itching “because it was rude and disgusting and she was about to eat dinner,” police report.

Howard, 30, reportedly rose from the furniture in the Florida home he shares with Shalamar Petrarca and confronted his beloved. Howard, seen in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly got in the 25-year-old Petrarca’s face and yelled at her to “stop judging him.”

Petrarca told Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies that Howard pushed her to the ground--causing a scraped ankle--and then “threw her outside and told her to get the hell out.”

In an interview with investigators, Howard claimed that Petrarca punched him in the eye for “scratching his balls.” He added that he pushed her out of their residence “in self defense,” adding that he did not call cops because he “didn’t want it to go that far.”

While Howard did not have any visible injuries, Petrarca, seen at left, had “a scratch on her leg that was consistent with her version of events.” Howard was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the Manatee County jail, where bail has not been set.

Howard is scheduled for a March 21 court appearance

Ronald Howard
-Shalamar Petrarca

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fucking bitch..

what a story..

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Coolest story I've ever read.

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Florida? you betcha!



Ronald Howard

Fucking Sinbad wannabe loser

-Shalamar Petrarca

Stripper crackwhore
Get some malathion for dem nut crabs and you wouldn't hafta scratch 'em so much...

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Re: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching

nice eyebrows

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Re: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching

seriously, getting her panties in a wad over him scratching himself? what the hell has this world come to?

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Disgusting, eh? Surely she has given him a blowjob at least once.

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nice eyebrows

Aren't they? No clue why women do that

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seriously, getting her panties in a wad over him scratching himself? what the hell has this world come to?

He should be washing his hands before eating anyway.

If not, she may have a valid point! I don't like to see men scratch either.

I used to tell my middle brother to try Monistat cream or something. Men can get yeast infections, too.

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He should be washing his hands before eating anyway.

If not, she may have a valid point! I don't like to see men scratch either.

I used to tell my middle brother to try Monistat cream or something. Men can get yeast infections, too.
she was about to eat.. not him. he was on the couch watching tv.. minding his ballsness.

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