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02-21-2013, 06:46 PM
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Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching
Florida? you betcha! FEBRUARY 19--Ronald Howard was sitting on the couch “scratching his testicles” yesterday when his girlfriend told him to cease the itching “because it was rude and disgusting and she was about to eat dinner,” police report. Howard, 30, reportedly rose from the furniture in the Florida home he shares with Shalamar Petrarca and confronted his beloved. Howard, seen in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly got in the 25-year-old Petrarca’s face and yelled at her to “stop judging him.” Petrarca told Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies that Howard pushed her to the ground--causing a scraped ankle--and then “threw her outside and told her to get the hell out.” In an interview with investigators, Howard claimed that Petrarca punched him in the eye for “scratching his balls.” He added that he pushed her out of their residence “in self defense,” adding that he did not call cops because he “didn’t want it to go that far.” While Howard did not have any visible injuries, Petrarca, seen at left, had “a scratch on her leg that was consistent with her version of events.” Howard was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the Manatee County jail, where bail has not been set. Howard is scheduled for a March 21 court appearance  Ronald Howard -Shalamar Petrarca
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02-21-2013, 10:41 PM
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Re: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching
Get some malathion for dem nut crabs and you wouldn't hafta scratch 'em so much...  |
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02-22-2013, 04:30 PM
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Re: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching
nice eyebrows  |
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02-22-2013, 05:31 PM
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 Hey, Ass-butt! Poster Rank:540 female Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,886 1,886Posts 1,150Thanked 19Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching
seriously, getting her panties in a wad over him scratching himself? what the hell has this world come to?
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02-22-2013, 06:00 PM
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Re: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching
Disgusting, eh? Surely she has given him a blowjob at least once. |
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02-22-2013, 08:12 PM
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Re: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching
He should be washing his hands before eating anyway. If not, she may have a valid point! I don't like to see men scratch either. I used to tell my middle brother to try Monistat cream or something. Men can get yeast infections, too. |
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02-22-2013, 08:16 PM
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Re: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Testicle Scratching
she was about to eat.. not him. he was on the couch watching tv.. minding his ballsness.
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