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● 02-27-2013, 06:31 PM
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FLORIDA, Never a Dull Moment...

Sebring, Florida -- A Highlands County man is recovering after police say he was shot by an unlikely suspect: his pet dog.

35-year-old Gregory Dale Lanier was driving with his pet pooch on Saturday when the dog kicked a .380 pistol that was on the truck's floor.

Lanier thought the gun was unloaded, but quickly learned otherwise after hearing a "boom, saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg," Highlands Today reports.

The gun had discharged, firing a single round into Lanier's leg. He was not seriously injured.

No attempted murder charges are expected for Fido; police have ruled the shooting accidental. Sebring Police Commander Steve Carr says he never heard of a case like this before.
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That's what he gets for being an irresponsible gun owner. Never *think* a gun is unloaded. He should have checked.
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Re: Dog Shoots Man

Why am I thinking that this dumbass is blaming the dog for something he most likely did on his own?
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Why am I thinking that this dumbass is blaming the dog for something he most likely did on his own?
My thought exactly !!
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who the hell leaves a gun on the floor of his truck anyway.
morons deserve to die
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Re: Dog Shoots Man

One of our dogs, Fred, may he rest in peace, was growing a thumb, I swear!

He could just about open a door.

They're like toddlers. They mimic everything
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One of our dogs, Fred, may he rest in peace, was growing a thumb, I swear!

He could just about open a door.

They're like toddlers. They mimic everything
When I was a kid, we had a husky mix named Morgan who could manipulate the back door knob enough to open it. She was a smart dog.
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By the title of this post I thought this was going to be the sequel to Man Bites Dog.


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