[Faline]

Austrian crematorium officials have blamed a deceased woman's obesity for causing a blaze which had to be tackled by firefighters.
Firemen in the southern city of Graz were covered in thick sticky soot as they tried to prevent the blaze from taking hold of the building.
The case has been widely reported in Austrian media, including in the ORF - the country's equivalent of our BBC - and has ignited calls for a weight limit on bodies to protect against future fires.
Some countries such as Switzerland and the UK already have facilities which cater for extra large bodies, in line with the growing trend of expanding waistlines.
Speaking to the Daily Mail online, funeral director Christea Bogdan, of Gillman Undertakers, Tooting, south London, said he had never before in his career heard of such an event.
'I have never come across such a case,' he said.
An expert report on the Austria fire has revealed that the woman being cremated weighed more than 200kg - or 31st 7lbs - and her size had caused the oven to overheat.
The press reports state that the filter temperature reached 300C and officials realised there was a problem when thick black smoke started billowing into the building.
The device was immediately switched off but by then there was already a fire in the filter.
Firemen whose clothing was left covered with a layer of greasy black soot were snapped as they tackled the difficult to extinguish blaze in special breathing gear to avoid breathing in the fumes.
In the end they had to bring the fire under control by sending a blast of water in through the vents used to clear the filter. Repair work took several days during which time the crematorium was out of action.
Firemen said that after reports of similar problems at other cemeteries not only in Austria but also in Switzerland, officials were now are considering a ban on larger bodies.
London-based Bogdan said: 'We do have large bodies that we have to deal with, which weigh 30+ stone, but not very often.
'We follow the same procedures as usual for large bodies. We have to check the size in the crematorium to check the person in the coffin will fit in the crematorium.'
Mr Bogdan said most crematoriums dealt with a standard 36ins outside measurement of a coffin. However there were some facilities, such as the City of London Crematorium, which now catered for larger, 50-55ins coffin circumferences.
Graz-based fireman Otto Widetschek said: 'Crematorium officials need to be more responsible and not just automatically put everybody in to be cremated.'
He said that in Switzerland there were moves now to make sure that XXL bodies were routinely shipped to a special crematorium able to deal with the extra heat caused by larger bodies.

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A 200kg fatty would be nothing special to the old warrior bonfires we had in ancient times.

Big warriors would have been burned in those things so I dont see why a fat cunt shouldn't be put on one.

[Oswald2001]

See, now...this is why God created Thermite.

800 lbs.

8,000 lbs.

No problem.

[banana dick]

that has to be the fucking funniest thing I have heard all day.

[redelefant]

Holy shit

[k_dub]

Holy fucking fat

[Steve]

31 stone now that is one huge chunk of meat.

[AngryLepercon]

This story made me chuckle. Makes me proud that I have dropped 100 pounds and am now in the best shape of my life.

[ices]

Originally Posted by Oswald2001 ↗

See, now...this is why God created Thermite.

800 lbs.

8,000 lbs.

No problem.

Problem: You need something to withstand the heat for a bit without melting.

Funeral homes dont like spending much.

[Muertaluna]

That happened at a funeral home I worked at. They (in the US) have weight limits. The retorts are just not large enough to burn the bodies efficiently, and when they bodies start to burn, like any piece of meat, the fat turns to grease and can cause major fires.
We always kept a few bags of kitty litter near by in case of leakage. Normally 250 lbs is about the max it can withstand.