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01-19-2011, 03:54 PM
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Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

DOZY crooks broke into a house and snorted the ashes of the homeowner's dead father — thinking it was cocaine.
Police arrested five suspects over the burglary, in which the thieves also allegedly stole and tried to snort the remains of their victim's two Great Dane DOGS.

Detectives believe the intruders thought the ashes were drugs, but after trying some and realising their mistake, quickly disposed of them.

The victim said she returned to her home in Silver Springs Shores, near Gainesville, in northern Florida, to discover that several belongings were missing.

Some of the items included electronics and jewellery — but what she found most troubling was the theft of the ashes.

Waldo Soroa, 19, Matrix Andaluz, 18, and Jose David Diaz Marrero, 19, were all arrested on charges of burglary and grand theft.

Two juveniles are also facing charges including attempted burglary.
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

Near Gainesville, Florida? What a shocker!! Glad that I don't live there anymore!!

That guy in the middle has a total DERP face. HAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for cheering me up, Kel!!!
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

that part of Florida.....north central Florida......known for bizarre........

just research for yourselves.....


sad, tragic....yet FUNNY AS SHIT!!!
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

that part of Florida.....north central Florida......known for bizarre........

just research for yourselves.....


sad, tragic....yet FUNNY AS SHIT!!!
Totally!! It's like a tip of the "Bermuda Triangle of Douchebaggery."
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

Is it me, or do all three of those guys pluck their eyebrows
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

Especially the first guy
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

And the second guy
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

Fucking idiots
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

Looks like the guy in the middle is startin to feel those ashes...someone better get him a cigarette!
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Re: Crooks Snort Dead Mans Ashes!

Looks like the guy in the middle is startin to feel those ashes...someone better get him a cigarette!
lol


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