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05-27-2014, 06:38 PM
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Re: Cop Caught Masturbating In Starbucks
Well that's a bit ironic isn't it? Congratulations Kelly, you just gave his attorneys their out. He was simply celebrating National Masturbation Month the only way he knew how.  |
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05-28-2014, 11:12 PM
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Re: Cop Caught Masturbating In Starbucks
In his defence maybe he was adhering to his firearms safety training by 'clearing the chamber". |
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06-01-2014, 11:12 PM
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Re: Cop Caught Masturbating In Starbucks
The man likes his coffee a lil too much.  |
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06-02-2014, 12:51 AM
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Re: Cop Caught Masturbating In Starbucks
Illusion, the only thing that would have made that headline even better (or perhaps worse) would be replacing 'fights' with 'beats'.  |
on the other hand
