[Brometheus]

A drunken South Carolina couple--he’s 76, she’s 64--was arrested yesterday on indecency charges after the man was spotted performing oral sex on the woman in a city park.



According to an arrest report, James Harsey and Audra Rodriguez were trysting by a bridge in Balsam Park in Myrtle Beach. Surrounded by “several bottles of vodka,” Harsey “had his head between the legs” of Rodriguez “performing oral sex on her exposed genitals.”

Harsey and Rodriguez, pictured in the above mug shots, are scheduled to appear in General Sessions court today.

A Myrtle Beach Police Department report describes what one unfortunate officer encountered when he came upon Harsey and Rodriguez lying on the ground near a bush: “He observed Offender 2 laying on her back with her shorts and panties pulled down to her ankles and her genitals exposed. Offender 1 was laying face down between Offender 2’s legs performing oral sex on Offender 2.”

Along with misdemeanor lewd and lascivious conduct charges, Harsey and Rodriguez were charged with being intoxicated in the park, where “they had 3 bottles of vodka, all opened.”

[knuggy]

that's one sexy couple .

[Brometheus]

the guy on the left looks scary. guy on the right just looks like a creep.

[AndLG]

damn santa, u horn dog

[Space Particle]

Hey, the elders need it too.

[Faline]

What a sight to see

[chris50stang]

omg imagine the smell.

[pyromancer555]

If I go to SC remind me never to go to their parks.

[ices]

Rodriguez lying on the ground near a bush:

Brazilian. Use it!

[DiamondSmiles]

Hey, at his age, if the opportunity presented itself, he was right to take it.

They should have found a box or something, but, hey, you can't blame him really. She's a looker!