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01-09-2012, 06:57 AM
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 Fuck WonderMomma Poster Rank:23 Your and idiot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,781 Mentioned: 157 Post(s) Quoted: 31679 Post(s)
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Container Ship Breaks Up.
Bout time the ship " Rena" broke up and continued to fuck the New Zealand coast line. Its been ages since the shit salvagers ( probably Aussies pissed over losing the cricket )failed to fix this monumental fuck up. Reports say Waihi beach will never be the same as food stuffs blow ashore and those clinging to New Zealand Govt bonds and stocks cling to hope and scramble for food. Reporters say its only a "metter of time due to the demenished resks till the setuation is resolved"  |
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01-09-2012, 07:54 AM
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| Fuck WonderMomma Poster Rank:23 Your and idiot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,781 Mentioned: 157 Post(s) Quoted: 31679 Post(s)
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Re: Container Ship Breaks Up.
No mate, but my little cunts of kids have discovered my "jelly belly and moobs". Banned from Wii for months, and the missus complains when i use cable ties on the little shits?? Happy New Year Blewy and i hope you sodomise all who fall victim to you  |
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01-09-2012, 08:07 AM
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 Benevolent dictator Poster Rank:57 Arse fucker Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 25,643 Mentioned: 17 Post(s) Quoted: 1450 Post(s)
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Re: Container Ship Breaks Up.
Yeah, dads boobs will be the talk of kid town until they discover your dangling leathery hairy ball sack. Kids don't know what the word hereditary means, but if they give you the shits while the next test game is on just point out that they too will have man boobs when they are older, and a bald patch on top as well. Happy new year mate, may you avoid the sodomite with nimble fatman speed while throwing young uni students in his path to appease his appetites. |
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01-09-2012, 08:16 AM
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| Fuck WonderMomma Poster Rank:23 Your and idiot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,781 Mentioned: 157 Post(s) Quoted: 31679 Post(s)
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Re: Container Ship Breaks Up.
Thanks mate but they seen the sack as i swing it singin that " Im sexy and i know it "shit. I laugh at the 3 boys as they aint got enough to swing( what a role model i am ). But please, the fuckin uni students make my balls ache and dont the missus arse pay for it . Cheers |
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01-09-2012, 01:55 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:693 Dude Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,231 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 210 Post(s)
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Re: Container Ship Breaks Up.
I don't "speak Australian" but here's some nice photos for your lead story mate!     |
