[Faline]

You couldn't make this shit up

Children were evacuated from a swimming pool amid fears of a pervert in the changing rooms - only to discover the alarm was caused by a false leg .

Staff spotted a foot sticking out from under a cubicle as primary school pupils got changed after a swimming lesson.

The eight and nine year-olds were quickly ushered out by teachers who then went to investigate the find at Larkfield Leisure Centre at Aylesford, Kent.

But when they opened the changing room door they saw the suspected pervert was a prosthetic leg innocently left by a disabled man while he went for a swim.

Kerry Thomas, head of Kings Hill Primary , near West Malling, said: “We had 60 children at the pool that day, although they weren’t all in there at once.

“One of the members of staff had seen it, and we quickly moved the children out, and everything was dealt with in accordance with school policy.”

The leisure centre declined to comment.

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Brittas Empire

[ices]

I bet it was a female employee or a pussy-fied mangina who made the "discovery" and has a hysterical bout of retardation.

[Brometheus]

I don't get it... did they think it was a man with one naked foot in the changing room or a penis, or a dildo?? what?

[Kelseecat65]

"fears of a pervert in the changing rooms"
That poor fake leg, the shame it must feel now!

[dale6988]

PERVERT ALERT! PERVERT ALERT!

[mcpronoun]

[Megamel29]

Well, I guess that's better than hearing a story about some perv picking up a kid at swim thing and doing what not to the kid.

Although what did they think the person was doing if they were just standing there not moving at all. I'm assuming the prosthetic leg couldn't move on it's own.

[Rfneimad]

Leg probably has camera built in, that's why he left it there.

[invertigo]

^