[gatagato]

Sometimes catnip just doesn't cut it.

A cat in Ashmore, New Zealand returned home from a jaunt outside Sunday with a 0.2-ounce bag of marijuana in its mouth, the AFP reported.

The cat's owner promptly called police to report the drug-trafficking feline, Sergeant Reece Munro told the Otago Daily News. He said the woman said her cat had given her "a bag of drugs."

Munro said police are conducting an investigation to see where the bag may have come from. He also said that the contents were valued at about NZ$150, which is equivalent to about $130 USD.

High Times notes that, "Apparently, the cat was oblivious to the fact that not only is his human extremely lame, but also a boldfaced nark [sic]."

Cannabis cat foils purr-fect crime



130$ for five grams of marijuana?!?!?

[mcpronoun]

Wow... some cat, wish my cat would bring home free money.

[winvens]

That story has a few messed up details:
a) Took place in Spokane
b) The cat was not a tabby. It's black and white.
c) Kanda has excellent feline training skills. Why go to the store for medical maryjane, when you can get the cat to do it?

[hal0mega]

I'm getting all sorts of ideas from this

[Megamel29]

The only thing my cat gives me is hairballs.

[icheerthebull]

so who is the king now? This cat or the one who saved the kid from the dog? It's a tough call!! Cats really have been on the propaganda offensive lately, maybe they are planning a takeover

[Rednose]

right cat, wrong owner

[K9Grip]

Makes me wonder if I should let my cats outside now? Or will this cat be up for adoption since the owner is such a bore?

[icheerthebull]

Originally Posted by gatagato ↗

130$ for five grams of marijuana?!?!?

I only just saw this is that how much it goes for there?? It cant can it the north pole perhaps but NZ? with the gangs they have no way can drugs cost that much. How much would a gram of good coke cost at that rate? 300?

Maybe the cat increases the price, like that coffee that is pulled from the shit of monkeys "yeah its usally 20 for a 8th but this shit was picked by a cat dude, a fucking cat! 130 is the going rate for that"

[Sharon]

Makes a change from mice and small birds