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Old 12-23-2011, 07:12 PM
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Cardboard Cutie Got Him Hot!

Man Arrested For Performing Lewd Sex Act On Pharmacy Ad Display



Pittsfield, MA - Charlie J. Price, a 57-year-old registered sex offender has been jailed again after he allegedly made sexual contact with a cardboard cut-out of a woman who posed for a point-of-sale pharmacy advertisement.

According to Pittsfield Police, Price walked into a Rite Aid pharmacy Saturday evening and began to kiss and fondle a cardboard image of a woman that was used to advertise sunglasses.

Price “hugged it tightly and then began to lick and kiss the face of the female party on the display,” according to the arrest report.

Price continued to molest the signage for about a minute, before falling to the floor. He then hopped back to his feet and began screaming and yelling at customers.

Witnesses “actively” fled the store in an effort to get away from him, stated the arrest report.

Price, who is a level 3 sex offender, pleaded guilty to disturbing the peace and was ordered to pay a $200 fine.

He was previously convicted in 1991 for indecent assault and battery of a child under 14. He was convicted again last year for open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior.


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Old 12-23-2011, 07:28 PM
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Yah, let's just slap him on the wrist and let this creep roam the streets again. Morons.

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Old 12-24-2011, 12:50 AM
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So he likes to play around with inanimate objects....

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Old 12-24-2011, 11:03 AM
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Old 12-24-2011, 08:46 PM
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Yah, let's just slap him on the wrist and let this creep roam the streets again. Morons.
the law really cant do much considering all the weirdo did was kiss a cardboard cut out.

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Old 12-24-2011, 09:30 PM
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Well that better then sex with a table near a school!!!!

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Old 12-26-2011, 02:44 AM
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What a freak!

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Old 12-26-2011, 04:11 AM
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Today a cardboard sign tomorrow another child, and then the tosser that fined him will think MMMMMMMMM we got that fucker wrong didn't we and go about there business whilst some child is emotionally distressed for life, he should be in a nut house.

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He should get sent to a prison full of cardboard criminals and papier-mache gangsters. Then maybe he'd get ass raped by 200 lbs of shredded newspaper and wallpaper paste. That would be justice.

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