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Fake. Guess how I know?
I think he was cooking mass quantities of rice. How many lbs of meat do you think there was between the two parents? I think he was trying to expedite the cooking of 100+ lbs of rice. Or at least a LOT.

The Chinese places here use rice cookers on the buffet because they go through so much plain rice.

Either way, it's fucked. How do you go about choosing what rice to serve your parents over?
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I was joking but now you got me thinking for real!
I don't think he was planning to eat them right away; the freezers and sheer tummy-logistics. Thus, he would be serving soggy rice for weeks, and I can't see a Hong Kong native being down with that.

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Oh yeah, the first point was if he needed a rice cooker, he'd already have one
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I was joking but now you got me thinking for real!
I don't think he was planning to eat them right away; the freezers and sheer tummy-logistics. Thus, he would be serving soggy rice for weeks, and I can't see a Hong Kong native being down with that.

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True! The whole thing is mind boggling, and I just wish we had more to go on. The whole scenario just seems so shoddily put together. Almost Like he was planning on getting caught.

And thinking about it now, maybe he wasn't planning to eat them at all. Just cooking and throwing them away as a means of disposal, the rice part of the disposal to make it look like scraps, in which case, it wouldn't matter if it was soggy.

Also tummy-logistics is now part of my vocabulary! Haha! Thanks
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And thinking about it now, maybe he wasn't planning to eat them at all. Just cooking and throwing them away as a means of disposal, the rice part of the disposal to make it look like scraps, in which case, it wouldn't matter if it was soggy.

Also tummy-logistics is now part of my vocabulary! Haha! Thanks
I think you're right. I realized I didn't read it very thoroughly.
Doing a vast amount of lunchboxes, disguising his parents as "barbecued pork" though; he probably thought he'd come up with the crime of the century
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I think you're right. I realized I didn't read it very thoroughly.
Doing a vast amount of lunchboxes, disguising his parents as "barbecued pork" though; he probably thought he'd come up with the crime of the century
BBQ pork...hmmm. Well, I guess there is a reason they call human "long pig".
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...They eat Rice with everything over there...
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He must of been still hungry after that meal. They ain't got no meat on their bones
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I think he was cooking mass quantities of rice. How many lbs of meat do you think there was between the two parents? I think he was trying to expedite the cooking of 100+ lbs of rice. Or at least a LOT.

The Chinese places here use rice cookers on the buffet because they go through so much plain rice.

Either way, it's fucked. How do you go about choosing what rice to serve your parents over?
Dirty rice of course!!!
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