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British City Councilman, Claims He Fathered Space Alien Named Zarka

How the fuck did he become a city councilman?

Sex is out of this world for British city council member Simon Parkes.

The 53-year-old politician, who represents Whitby, is raising eyebrows because of his belief that he fathered an extraterrestrial child -- named Zarka -- with an alien he calls the Cat Queen. His real mother, he says, is a 9-foot-tall green alien with eight fingers, according to the Northern Echo.

He revealed his other-worldly past in a new TV documentary, "Confessions Of An Alien Abductee," and claims he's been getting down and dirty with higher beings about four times a year.

"What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say 'I’m ready' and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he told the site.

His wife isn't happy about his intergalactic galavanting, but dealt with the news because "it is not a human level," Metro reports.

When he's not working on city council or as a driving instructor, Parkes is talking about Cat Queen and Zarka. He's been talking about alien abduction for years (video below), describing his own trips to outer space in great detail.

He claims there are "plenty" of people who have had the same experience but won't speak about it because they are "terrified it will destroy their careers."

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What a load of SHITE

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Betting he does not get re-elected.

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Actually I think they did a whole documentary on him. It's on youtube. Where should I post that one Documentary Section or The Conspiracy section?

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Actually I think they did a whole documentary on him. It's on youtube. Where should I post that one Documentary Section or The Conspiracy section?
. Probably both for good measure!

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We had our own crazy politician here in Memphis, hadn't heard anything about him in awhile so maybe he has finally settled down. Prince Mongo. He believed he was from another planet or something.

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This idiot was on TV last night, together with a woman who believed she was abducted by aliens whenever she ate Kentucky Fried Chicken and another who was convinced that she was an alien hybrid.
The latter agreed to take a lie detector test. She failed it miserably and then had a go at the person conducting it. These people are either mentally ill, or their lives so lacking in meaning that they have to concoct fantastical stories to make themselves feel important.

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Out in the fields, where the farmers grow bread
When called for the meals, they took for the shed
Then dark came to fall, and silence was all
A beauty shone bright, surrounded by light
C'Mon Now

I fell in love with an alien
I fell in love with her eyes
I fell in love with an alien

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