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03-13-2013, 02:12 PM
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I've just seen the white smoke coming out from the Sistine Chapel's chimney, a couple of minutes ago.
Still unknown the name of the man who will replace the german shephard.
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Re: Breaking News **** New Pope Elected

Peter The Roman, lol

if it isnt cardinal bertone. lets see how long it takes the nutters to somehow link the new popes name to the prophecy of the popes. hahaah
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Re: Breaking News **** New Pope Elected

And so the Catholics have elected a new God on Earth.
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Jorge Mario Bergoglio (ARGENTINA) is the new Pope.
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And so the Catholics have elected a new God on Earth.
the phrase 'god on earth' actually comes from the british monarchy IIRC. The king or queen was gods representative on earth
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oh dear.
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So, the black smoke is them just firing up the furnace, and white smoke is when they cremate the previous pope?
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Welcome back Gato!
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He looks relatively young
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Sick fucked up pedophile & homosexual haven, thank fuck more and more people are using their brain to think.


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