[Kelseecat65]

If you think the past is boring, remember that the study of history isn't all names, dates, and wars. Sometimes it's also a large dildo dropped in a toilet.

Archeologists in Gdańsk, Poland were digging up a latrine recently when they discovered a well-preserved dildo in the shitter.

It's made of bristle-filled leather and capped with a wooden tip. The dildo is also eight inches long, big enough to make most men say, "I never thought I'd be jealous of something found in an 18th century toilet."

The archeologists believe the dildo was dropped in the latrine by accident, because the leather is high-quality and the dildo was likely very expensive.

According to a press release from the Regional Office of the Protection of Monuments in Poland, archeologists also found several wooden swords nearby, leading them to believe that the location was once a fencing school.

So, if what happened with this dildo in the 18th century happened today, its modern equivalent would be some kid going to his karate dojo at the mall, taking a bathroom break to go use his dildo, dropping it in, and then being too embarrassed to remove it from the toilet.

The press release also noted that the dildo has been taken away for "maintenance," which I assume means that somewhere in Poland, there's a person currently getting plowed by a dildo with 250ish years of experience (247 of those years being "experience sitting in a toilet").

The dildo isn't happy to see you; it's happy that it's no longer encased in vintage poop.

http://happyplace.someecards.com/tod...o-in-a-toilet/

[Oswald2001]

Gotta get your fap on, I guess.

[Kelseecat65]

Originally Posted by Oswald2001 ↗

Gotta get your fap on, I guess.

Pretty impressive, for over 250 years ago!

[loveneverdies]

Originally Posted by Kelseecat65 ↗

The press release also noted that the dildo has been taken away for "maintenance," which I assume means that somewhere in Poland, there's a person currently getting plowed by a dildo with 250ish years of experience (247 of those years being "experience sitting in a toilet").

Wouldn't want to be that person!

[invertigo]

I'm curious as to why they were poking around in an 18th century latrine to begin with... Did they get a grant for that?
Let sleeping logs lie.

[kellyhound]

Originally Posted by Kelseecat65 ↗

Archeologists in Gdańsk, Poland were digging up a latrine recently when they discovered a well-preserved dildo in the shitter.

archeologists also found several wooden swords nearby, leading them to believe that the location was once a fencing school.

[Pyramid_Head]

Some things have stayed the same all these centuries later.

[kellyhound]

Contribution to the thread by kellyhound:

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[Mr Poo]

That dildo looks like a giant turd..

[sunairco]

Poland has been a patriarchal society for most of it's existance or occupation. It's beyond conception that a girl or woman would be school or trained outside of the house or church. I think it would be a reasonable conculsion that it's receptive partner wasn't female and found in a latrine further indicative of the gender of it's user. With the limited availability of visual erotica, It wouldn't be unimaginable that a sports training venue would be an ideal place for voyeristic arousal for an individual so inclined.