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09-22-2024, 02:13 PM
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8-year-old Girl Stole Her Mother's Car to Buy a Frappuccino
An 8-year-old girl stole her mother's car and went to get coffee In Ohio, USA, an elementary school student took the keys to her parents' car and decided to go for a drive. The parents contacted the state police after discovering that their child had disappeared from their home. The car was also missing from the garage. After reviewing the street surveillance camera footage, the police established that the girl had driven away in an unknown direction in her parents' car. The police found the car in a parking lot near a store 20 kilometers from the girl's home. The "driver" herself was nearby. She explained her actions by saying that she really wanted a Frappuccino, but she didn't want to wait a day before going to the supermarket. |
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09-22-2024, 03:24 PM
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Re: 8-year-old Girl Stole Her Mother's Car to Buy a Frappuccino
Poor kid was jones'in for some java... BTDT
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09-23-2024, 07:32 AM
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Re: 8-year-old Girl Stole Her Mother's Car to Buy a Frappuccino
Police: "aren't you a little young to be driving around picking up boys. What if you get pregnant?" 8 Year Old: "Bite your tongue, I've been lucky so far" |
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09-23-2024, 02:22 PM
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Re: 8-year-old Girl Stole Her Mother's Car to Buy a Frappuccino
Great parenting giving that level of caffeine to your eight year old kid. Get em started early!!  |
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10-02-2024, 12:04 AM
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Re: 8-year-old Girl Stole Her Mother's Car to Buy a Frappuccino
Nobody was giving it to her, she went to get it herself.
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10-02-2024, 02:20 AM
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Re: 8-year-old Girl Stole Her Mother's Car to Buy a Frappuccino
Here’s a thought: If she wanted/needed coffee to the extreme, that, at her age, she stole her parents car to get it herself, you’d almost assume she’s got a bad addiction. My guess is that Mommy’s been treating her to $8 dollar a cup Starbucks for a while which in time would create a “caffeine monster” out of your kid which apparently is the case here. *but that’s just a thought..  I’ll fuck off now… |
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10-02-2024, 09:46 PM
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Re: 8-year-old Girl Stole Her Mother's Car to Buy a Frappuccino
Maybe she needed to wake up after a heavy fentanyl session the night before.
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10-07-2024, 01:48 PM
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Re: 8-year-old Girl Stole Her Mother's Car to Buy a Frappuccino
It's kind of impressive that she not only managed to back it out of a garage, but she only damaged 1 mailbox during an 11 mile drive.
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