6ft Snake Emerges From Toilet To Bite Housewife's Thigh

gatagato · #1 ● 05-13-2014, 08:09 AM

A Singapore housewife who felt a sharp pain in her thigh while on the toilet was horrified to discover a six-foot python had emerged from the toilet bowl and sunk its teeth into her leg.

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It would have been much more funny if she had been bitten in the ass, but this is better than nothing and the snake is in the right: what would you do if someone was trying to shit on you?

Noraslinda Asat, 34, was in the ground-floor toilet of her home when she heard a bubbling noise and felt the bite. After several attempts at grabbing the snake, she pulled it off.

Mrs Asat estimated that the snake was 6ft long and as thick as her husband’s forearm.

After a short time in hospital, where she received an injection for the bite, she was discharged, but Mrs Asat has revealed the real damage is psychological.

She is so traumatised that she is afraid to use the toilet in her home, preferring to go to public ones instead.

Officers from Animal Concerns Research and Education Society were unable to find the snake after being called to the scene. A friend of Mr and Mrs Asat later saw the snake in a manhole but was also unable to catch it.

This is the second time a snake has been found at the Asat home. Mrs Asat’s mother also saw a snake in the toilet bowl but it slithered back inside when it saw her.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/12/6ft-sn...ewife-4724957/
http://www.tnp.sg/content/python-hid...usewifes-thigh

Oswald2001 · #2 ● 05-13-2014, 12:23 PM

Attention ho?

Kelseecat65 · #3 ● 05-13-2014, 01:11 PM

BBKF · #4 ● 05-13-2014, 02:10 PM

Okay...that freaks me out!!!!!! I will be looking before I pee from now on. (altho' I doubt there are pythons in the northeast).

AbsolutelyFatal · #5 ● 05-13-2014, 02:18 PM

At least she was on the toilet I would shit myself!

Darkest Angel · #6 ● 05-13-2014, 03:20 PM

The snake has found a new fun hobby with added benefit of quick escape route!

Pie · #7 ● 05-13-2014, 05:00 PM

Who the fuck doesn't notice a 6ft Python in the toilet when they lift the seat up?

Spiffyfable · #8 ● 05-13-2014, 06:12 PM

She will never be the same

Pyramid_Head · #9 ● 05-14-2014, 12:34 PM

Great now I'm gonna be paranoid when I take my next shit.

peema · #10 ● 05-16-2014, 08:11 PM

I've always been afraid of something coming out and biting my balls while I take a dump.

6ft Snake Emerges From Toilet To Bite Housewife's Thigh

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