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07-10-2012, 01:00 AM
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50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich
 WINTER HAVEN, FL - A Florida man wound up in jail after he allegedly attacked three women with a 4-foot sword and a peanut butter sandwich, according to the Lakeland Ledger . Deputies said it all began when Mark Christopher Miller heard a commotion outside his mobile home on U.S. 92 West. He reportedly went outside, armed with a sword, and proceeded to threaten the three women, one of them pregnant. At one point, he poked the sword at the pregnant woman's stomach and smeared another with the sandwich before deputies arrived an arrested him, according to the Ledger . No injuries were reported. While being taken to the Polk County Jail, Miller, 50, ripped out some padding inside the patrol car with his teeth. He was charged with aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief. |
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07-10-2012, 01:02 AM
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich
I will dub this man, PeanutButter Samurai.. that's a cool ass name. get Tarantino on his biography.
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07-10-2012, 01:23 AM
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich
Bahahahaha attacked someone with a pb sandwich lmao I wanna be smeared with some peanut butter  |
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07-10-2012, 01:41 AM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:68 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,461
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich
A peanut butter sandwich, lol? Probably for later when he got hungry. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he? |
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07-10-2012, 04:04 PM
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich
i really dont know why the news here puts stuff like this as news. its making a dumbass state look even more dumber. its like look at our stupid state.
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07-10-2012, 07:15 PM
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 Hey, Ass-butt! Poster Rank:540 female Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,886 1,886Posts 1,151Thanked 19Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich
 that article got me at peanut butter sandwich.
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07-11-2012, 04:34 PM
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich
florida, polk county. nuff said lol the sword.  |
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07-12-2012, 11:33 AM
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| Hey, Ass-butt! Poster Rank:540 female Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,886 1,886Posts 1,151Thanked 19Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich
what? no picture of the other weapon, the peanut butter sandwich? wouldn't it be considered evidence? |
