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Old 07-10-2012, 12:00 AM
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50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwich


WINTER HAVEN, FL - A Florida man wound up in jail after he allegedly attacked three women with a 4-foot sword and a peanut butter sandwich, according to the Lakeland Ledger .

Deputies said it all began when Mark Christopher Miller heard a commotion outside his mobile home on U.S. 92 West.
He reportedly went outside, armed with a sword, and proceeded to threaten the three women, one of them pregnant.

At one point, he poked the sword at the pregnant woman's stomach and smeared another with the sandwich before deputies arrived an arrested him, according to the Ledger .

No injuries were reported.

While being taken to the Polk County Jail, Miller, 50, ripped out some padding inside the patrol car with his teeth.

He was charged with aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief.

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwic

I will dub this man, PeanutButter Samurai.. that's a cool ass name. get Tarantino on his biography.

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwic

Bahahahaha attacked someone with a pb sandwich lmao I wanna be smeared with some peanut butter

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwic

A peanut butter sandwich, lol? Probably for later when he got hungry.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

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i really dont know why the news here puts stuff like this as news. its making a dumbass state look even more dumber. its like look at our stupid state.

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that article got me at peanut butter sandwich.

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwic

florida, polk county. nuff said lol
the sword.

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword & Peanut Butter Sandwic

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florida, polk county. nuff said lol
the sword.
what? no picture of the other weapon, the peanut butter sandwich? wouldn't it be considered evidence?

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