[DiamondSmiles]

Dutchman Ed Houben, 42, sleeps with around 15 childless women a month in a bid to make their quests to become mothers a reality. He had 45 girls and 35 boys in nine years but doesn't know sex of other two.

A man who stayed a virgin until the age 34, living with his mother until 35, has become a father of 82 in the space of just nine years and he has another ten children on the way.

He is understood to be the most prolific professional babymaker in the world – and what he does is all legal.

Personal services: Dutcham Ed Houben has fathered 82 children since becoming a professional baby maker

He has sown his seed around the globe but usually waits for women to come to him these days at his home in Maastricht, although he still makes exceptions if his partners are entering a particularly fertile period. Provided they pay his travelling expenses and accommodation.

His “family” lives in cities like Berlin – three children – and in Holland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, France and even New Zealand. The eldest is now nine while the youngest is two months old.

He began donating sperm to local clinics. Then he found there was a market for procreation the natural way and he has never looked back.

Spermaspender.de. in Germany is one of the websites he uses to connect with childless women desperate to conceive.

They know Ed has a good pedigree; he gives 80 per cent of the females he has sex with a child.

All his partners must submit medical records showing they are disease and drug free while he reciprocates.

Included in his paperwork is a semen analysis known as a, “spermiogram”, that shows he is the real deal a sperm count of less than 20 million shows the potential donor is, “not a good prospect.”

The prospects are increased for sperm counts of 80 to 100 million.

Houben”s count is 100 million. “I don”t fire blanks!”, he joked.

Sperm banks generally charge around four to five thousand pounds for inseminations. Ed does it for free.

He gets his partners to sign documents waiving legal claims to child support; but experts say these would be invalid in the hands of a good lawyer.

“If all the mothers decided to sue him for maintenance he would be paying them off for the rest of this life, and the next,” said one German family lawyer.

He has sired 45 girls and 35 boys. Two of the the brood he doesn”t know the sex of because the mothers won”t tell him.

“My girlfriend says that what I do only makes me more interesting,” he told Germany”s Der Spiegel magazine. “She”s coming to visit again soon.” But he hasn't managed to make her pregnant yet.

STUPID GIRLFRIEND! Worse than the guy in the US!

[ices]

You know, woman have so many options to get easy money out of men, stripping, rinsing and escorting.

All I have to do is pump them full of my gunk and happy days.

More of my minions to do my bidding!

[Brometheus]

hmm.. he should make a date with that 72?(forgot her actual age) year old woman who finally wants to have sex.. the evil side of me hope he catches AIDS though.

[candymosh]

unattractive, overweight dude having chicks pay his way around the world so he can spread his seed.

[Spiffyfable]

Living the Dream... but somehow I have doubts

[Faline]

Well looking at the state of the ugly git i guess this is the only way he is going to get women to fuck him

His girlfriend is going to visit soon? Bet she doesn't even exist What woman in the right mind would put up with that

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by ices ↗

You know, woman have so many options to get easy money out of men, stripping, rinsing and escorting.

All I have to do is pump them full of my gunk and happy days.

More of my minions to do my bidding!

What is rinsing?

You should blame the guys for paying for these things then. If they had no, "business", they'd have to get jobs.

[ices]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

What is rinsing?

You should blame the guys for paying for these things then. If they had no, "business", they'd have to get jobs.

Rinsing is a new 'artform' of the golddiggers with looks that sucker men in for gifts, money, expensive trips overseas etc.

Without having sex with them, at all...

I watched a program about it called "Sex, lies and rinsing guys". Its enough to send anyone like me for the remote control to try and kill the TV before I kill one of the dumb twats giving money to these women or the women themselves.

"I got this bag worth 1200 pounds from a guy I've never met except for online chat".

Crew: "You intend to meet him? Possibly for sex or does he at least expect sex?"

Her: "No, it doesn't work like that".

I shit you not.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by ices ↗

Rinsing is a new 'artform' of the golddiggers with looks that sucker men in for gifts, money, expensive trips overseas etc.

Without having sex with them, at all...

I watched a program about it called "Sex, lies and rinsing guys". Its enough to send anyone like me for the remote control to try and kill the TV before I kill one of the dumb twats giving money to these women or the women themselves.

"I got this bag worth 1200 pounds from a guy I've never met except for online chat".

Crew: "You intend to meet him? Possibly for sex or does he at least expect sex?"

Her: "No, it doesn't work like that".

I shit you not.

Thank you for explaining it :)

Rich old guys have been doing that for years - renting arm candy. It's supposed to make them look successful.

[Jackobotzie]

I can see why he was 34 year old vigin