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09-27-2020, 08:14 PM
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What Did The Black Girl Get For Christmas?
Her bike back! I've always wanted to catch someone with one of my stolen bikes. This dude catches his daughters bike, and even bum-slams the thief. I saw one of mine roll past me on the bus once. I spent days sitting in front of this little Chinese Grocery, drawing and smoking and drinking coffee waiting for it to roll by again. Alas, it did not.  Forever missed |
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09-27-2020, 08:19 PM
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 Fuck WonderMomma Poster Rank:23 Your and idiot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,781 Mentioned: 157 Post(s) Quoted: 31678 Post(s)
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Re: What Did The Black Girl Get For Christmas?
I’ve now added the bum-slam to my wrestling move repertoire  |
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09-27-2020, 08:30 PM
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Re: What Did The Black Girl Get For Christmas?
Do they have that joke in Tasmania? Sometimes they'll swap out minorities in some of these older ones to better suit different geographies. Or what about in Tanzania? Is it the white kids who get stolen bikes for Christmas there? |
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09-27-2020, 08:34 PM
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Re: What Did The Black Girl Get For Christmas?
They do now. I’ve already sent a carrier pigeon to the Minister for Education and pig farming to add it to the curriculum with a crayon drawing of the manoeuvre.
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09-28-2020, 03:49 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: What Did The Black Girl Get For Christmas?
They had better not been my crayons, Tubba!
__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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09-28-2020, 03:55 AM
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Re: What Did The Black Girl Get For Christmas?
They weren’t yours.These were whole crayons. I know you eat the top half of yours in frustration then poop rainbows.  |
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09-28-2020, 04:00 AM
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Re: What Did The Black Girl Get For Christmas?
It's hard to resist when shitting looks so spectacular!
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11-26-2020, 04:08 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:476 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,223 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 494 Post(s)
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Re: What Did The Black Girl Get For Christmas?
Nice lesson to teach your kids! Just think what they would have had to witness if the man on the bike was armed!  |
