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● 01-07-2020, 10:23 PM
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Re: Well.... He Stood Up

Well, he stood up and did his job
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Re: Well.... He Stood Up

"Duh puppy's lickin'you."
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Re: Well.... He Stood Up

Effective use of floor!
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Re: Well.... He Stood Up

Why do they talk like that? “Nigga...?!” They’re not black! Incidentally, why do blacks call themselves that?! I don’t get it, but it’s annoying!
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Re: Well.... He Stood Up

I hope the dog pissed on him.
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● 01-08-2020, 06:38 PM
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perfect!!!
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Re: Well.... He Stood Up

I was hoping the dog was gonna start humping his skull
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He improvised with the floor.
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Re: Well.... He Stood Up

"Dude, you good?"
Well, he may not be good, but at least he's a little smarter!


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