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● 03-23-2024, 11:17 PM
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Re: Kung Fu Machete

Should've rammed him the first time if you're gonna pussy out of a machete fight you started.
Cyclist was a stupid fuck for blocking the road though.
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Re: Kung Fu Machete

Should've rammed him the first time if you're gonna pussy out of a machete fight you started.
Cyclist was a stupid fuck for blocking the road though.
easy to talk shit, but nobody wants to be in a fuckin machete fight. Nobody wins that
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Re: Kung Fu Machete

easy to talk shit, but nobody wants to be in a fuckin machete fight. Nobody wins that
Maybe don't get out of your car holding a big machete then?
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These fuckers live in shitholes but have lovely crisp CCTV.
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Re: Kung Fu Machete

You know the guy in the car is gonna have to eat the costs to replace the rear window, was just trying to get some payback. He could've sidestepped the car seeing it backing at him instead of waiting to get hit, the bike was helpless laying there.
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Great favela cam action.
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Re: Kung Fu Machete

that guy was drunk but good to see everyone is carrying a machete to solve completely avoidable situations like this one.

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The red hat guy was showing his skilz ~

Good ending!
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