[Bratislava]

Teachers don’t get paid enough

[1050sports]

If she gets beat up you get to have her sports bra

[ride]

What the fuck did I just see? Fists flying, weaves getting pulled, teacher not knowing where to go or what to do. Can't discuss Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs when bitches are trying to beat the brakes off each other, cuz.

In my day shit was settled after school, so as to not impede the learnin' process.

[kellyhound]

that teacher clearly panics and at the end tells the rest to get out of here as some sort of last authority and pride he has. ghetto class over.

[spudigitti]

What a surprise

[pervM]

I'm sure they will blame the "white people" when they get flunked due to misbehaviour in class.

[Bratislava]

The quality of the American education system has taken a nose dive faster than a peregrine falcon.

Today, students are graduating from college with a low IQ and a certificate in communism.
Useless abundant degrees in Liberal Arts and Women’s Studies; that merely promote the bearer of these documents to stop shaving their armpits, or get trashy ‘dream catcher’ tattoos on their navel…

And then there’s LaQuanda, who attends her classroom wearing absolutely nothing at all! The human papillomavirus vibes are strong in this one. Her choice of attire (or lack there of) on campus leaves little to the imagination. If I were to make a wager, I would estimate she has already had 15 sexual partners this semester alone.

Anyone else looking forward to the next generation of world leaders?

[Necrotic Bowel]

She is just upset because Shaniqua ate Mumbo’s fried chicken and waffles

[Hogmann]

Typical jungle behavior. And they wonder why then can't get good jobs.

[Bratislava]

Originally Posted by HSO ↗

One day, hopefully, we'll wake up and realize it was all a long, bad dream...

Fuck all these retarded, useless, disgusting, self-entitled, welfare-grubbing, anus-lipped jigs

I work for the Department of Immigration in Australia… Not going to lie to you, it’s a crappy desk job with a shit salary. But you don’t do it for the money. You do it to see the smile and jubilation on the faces of your colleagues when you’ve just cancelled someone’s humanitarian visa. It’s high fives in the office all round!

We invented a game that I hope really catches on in the Commonwealth public sector. It’s called ‘Asylum Seeker Cricket.’ It’s similar to the sport of regular cricket, although there’s minimal exercise involved and the rules to play have slight variables...

For example, it’s two runs if you can make a refugee cry. Four runs if an asylum seeker tries to sway your final judgment, by opening up their wallet to showcase you photos of their seventeen tuberculosis prone children. And it’s six runs if you can get a hijab cloaked alien to grovel and beg at your feet, while trying to bribe you with slices of their homemade Lebanese baklava. This spectacle often ends with customs officials hauling their ass into a detention centre, so keeping a mop and bucket handy to wash away the tears has become standard operating procedure.

We even run a tally on our white board. The person with the most deportations at the end of each month, wins a complimentary family meat hamper to the value of $250.00 Australian dollars. It really does drive home the incentive.

Crushing dreams of asylum with administrative red tape always brings out the bubbly. The satisfaction of sending Momodo back to Sierra Leone to get his hands amputated in the diamond trade is a joy to savour!

Sometimes we cancel visas for the most trivial of reasons as well…

‘Mr Rishaan Abayakoon, it appears you have misspelled your own hard to pronounce Sri Lankan surname.’ (Supplying falsified evidence and lying on your declaration) That’s a BREACH.

I know every morning I go to work, I am doing my white collar duty to defend Western values and freedoms, one bureaucratic rubber stamp at a time.