[CatBatMan]

You don't want to put your hands on her and at least make the slightest attempt at defending yourself? I cannot feel bad for you (and I sure as fuck ain't donating to the inevitable GoFundMe you're going to post.) There's no fucking way whatsoever I wouldn't have been actively trying to end her life. Fuck Uber's rules right into the ground, they don't care about the drivers, only the money those drivers can make for them with their own time and vehicle.

Good luck with that bite you did nothing to prevent. Bites from humans can be lethal.