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09-21-2021, 06:06 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 94,965
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Drug Gang Kicking and Torturing People
Russia.
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09-21-2021, 11:48 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:247 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,548 Mentioned: 15 Post(s) Quoted: 2120 Post(s)
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Re: Drug Gang Kicking and Torturing People
They have much to learn from the Mexican and Brazilian drug gangs about torture. In comparison, this almost looked like a playground hazing.
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09-25-2021, 05:21 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,813 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 23168 Post(s)
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Re: Drug Gang Kicking and Torturing People
They literally kicked the stuffing out of him
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10-09-2021, 01:44 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1194 Erase the Sixth Commandment Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 527 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 204 Post(s)
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Re: Drug Gang Kicking and Torturing People
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