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● 01-30-2020, 04:10 AM
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Re: Don't Touch the Security Guard

slap that bitch...
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Re: Don't Touch the Security Guard

if im that tiny, ill never intimidate a giant like that
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That fairy just got the big daddy pounding he was asking for
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Re: Don't Touch the Security Guard

"Bouncers" don't have a license to assault someone anytime they choose! As well, one day that man is gonna slap the wrong dude....the man shouldn't have put his hands on the bouncer, but if I was a pub owner, I wouldn't want security that's quick to act like thugs! No professionalism there, and what if a cop did that?!
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Re: Don't Touch the Security Guard

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Re: Don't Touch the Security Guard

using 13% strengh to put drunky to sleep. he went easy on him!
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Smacked by "big and meaty dad-hands"

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Hopefully that was a teaching experience
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