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5 TIPS on how to successfully lay out in front of the camera for a good lawsuit after a carefully achieved head bonk: 1) Safely drop to the ground breaking the fall using both hands to carefully prevent further damage 2) Quickly turn around to lie on your back 3) Place one arm at a 90 degree angle over your head and the other pointing outward 4) Ensure both legs are spread apart 5) Once all aforementioned steps have been completed, repeat out loud HIYOOOOO! You're welcome. |
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that fellow was leaking
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |