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02-22-2011, 04:55 PM
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Re: Beaten to Death(shocking for Some People)
Guy tried to burgle a house.Thief: - The guys there are people out there Uncle Oleg goes. Guys: -What people? what fucking uncle Oleg? The thief ran off with a request to be left alone, but the guys grabbed him and started asking why he got into the apartment. They called the landlady. Guys: - It crawled into the house? Hostess: - Yes, this is it. Guys: -Yes? Hostess: -Yes The guys are turning to the thief: -Why are you in other people's apartments manhole A man in a white T-shirt restrains another: - Stop it, even kill him. Talk among themselves and other residents who were awakened by a noise. Asked to call police. Gone girl. The man said to the thief: - Well, crud, you'll know how to climb on the flats. Again beat him. He said: - Do not kill! Man: - I'll kill him, I want to kill him. Talking with neighbors and less Teases thief imitates his moo. Tell a girl like catching a thief. Thief makes sounds. End. (translation from my Russian friend, don't feel like correcting the grammar ;)) |