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An Illinois man was arrested early yesterday (November 9th 2011) after he called 911 on several occasions to complain that his iPhone was not working.

Michael Alan Skopec, 48, dialed police emergency operators five times to beef about his malfunctioning Apple product, according to a Kendall County Sheriff’s Office report.

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Cops traced the calls to Skopec’s home, where he was arrested around 1 AM yesterday when he “refused to comply with orders from deputies,” according to a sheriff’s spokesperson. Skopec, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with obstructing or resisting a peace officer, a misdemeanor.

It is unclear what Skopec thought cops could do about his malfunctioning smartphone (though deputies did report that he was intoxicated when they arrived at his residence). Released on his own recognizance, Skopec is next due in court on November 18.
"My emergency is my fucking phone don't work"

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Re: Man Rings 911 Because His Iphone Is Not Working

Operator: "Have you been drinking?"

Man: "No.....I'm just not very smart."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Lol. Whatta beanbag!!!!!!

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Re: Man Rings 911 Because His Iphone Is Not Working

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because they shoot me with a gun lol

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Fuckin dumbass.. call apple not 911 lol

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What the fuck!!! LOL!

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At the end she should have said "You first, sir!" in her professional voice. LOL!

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"..that's pretty dumb."
"On whose part?"
Perfect.

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OMG lol

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