[DiamondSmiles]

My apologies. I cannot get video to play here.

http://www.wisn.com/news/south-east-...r/-/index.html

WAUKESHA, Wisconsin —A Waukesha man calls 911 asking police to remove a snoring woman from his bed.

Transcript

Caller: "I was wondering if you could send an officer over to my place to have somebody physically removed?"
Dispatcher: "Who do you want removed?"
Caller: "Um, just a girl. She's sleeping in my bed."
Dispatcher: "She's in your bed right now?"
Caller: "She's just snoring away like a train."
Dispatcher: "Is that her snoring that I'm hearing?"
Caller: "Yeah, she's snoring like a train."

Police said the man was drunk and brought the woman home.

When he couldn't wake her up to stop snoring, he called police. They responded.

Officers got her to wake up, gave her a clean bill of health and told the man this was not a police matter.

[deanmine]

lol i heard this one in the a.m. had me gigglin

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

My apologies. I cannot get video to play here.

http://www.wisn.com/news/south-east-...r/-/index.html

WAUKESHA, Wisconsin —A Waukesha man calls 911 asking police to remove a snoring woman from his bed.

Transcript

Caller: "I was wondering if you could send an officer over to my place to have somebody physically removed?"
Dispatcher: "Who do you want removed?"
Caller: "Um, just a girl. She's sleeping in my bed."
Dispatcher: "She's in your bed right now?"
Caller: "She's just snoring away like a train."
Dispatcher: "Is that her snoring that I'm hearing?"
Caller: "Yeah, she's snoring like a train."

Police said the man was drunk and brought the woman home.

When he couldn't wake her up to stop snoring, he called police. They responded.

Officers got her to wake up, gave her a clean bill of health and told the man this was not a police matter.

Thanks, kellyhound

[Photoplay]

Gave me a big belly laugh

[Shakey]

I've experienced this before.

[invertigo]