Makenna Sewell's 911 Call About A Massive Freaking Spider

Faline · #1 09-01-2013, 12:55 PM

Forest Grove police said that while it’s not protocol for them to respond to a call about spiders, they decided to help out the young woman in this case.

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A Forest Grove teen called for help when she spotted a sizable spider in her home.

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She first tried to reach her parents, family friends and neighbors. No luck. So, she called her best friend over, but said that girl couldn't kill the "massive" spider, either.

Makenna Sewell said her next move was to call the non-emergency police dispatch line.

"I didn't call 911," she said. "I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I basically called the dispatcher looking for advice."

It happened the night of Aug. 16. The girl told the dispatcher she had "a ridiculous question," before asking for help killing the spider. She described it as the size of a baseball and said a poisonous spider had recently bit her mother.

"I think that raised awareness for her and why she was so wanting to get help," Makenna's mother said.

What Makenna didn't say to the dispatcher is that she has muscular dystrophy, and hitting and killing that spider would have been incredibly difficult.

"I know if I hit that spider and didn't kill it and it ran, we'd never find it," she said.

**kellyhound** · #2 09-01-2013, 03:38 PM

it's massive, huge, the biggest thing ever like a tarantula.

2 inches

bel · #3 09-02-2013, 11:16 AM

HA HA HA! Dispatcher in Australia " Get your shoe and squash it...goodnight"

girliegirl · #4 09-03-2013, 10:55 PM

OhJstFkOffAlrdy · #5 09-05-2013, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by kellyhound

it's massive, huge, the biggest thing ever like a tarantula.

2 inches

This girl would never make it in porn.

woodruff · #6 11-04-2013, 08:08 AM

I don't blame her.... two sexy young cops in full uniform can rescue me anytime lol

Shakey · #7 11-05-2013, 07:27 PM

What a chickenshit.

wdf1987 · #8 08-05-2014, 01:18 AM

They only came out because she sounds hot, by which I mean skinny and stupid haha

mellymelly · #9 08-14-2014, 02:28 AM

hahahahahaha

FunkPumpkin · #10 08-15-2014, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by wdf1987

They only came out because she sounds hot, by which I mean skinny and stupid haha

Wdf1987 responds to the girl's request for assistance and he immediately death-stomps the "giant" spider. Girl is gushing thanks and appreciation in admiration of wdf1987's heroism. She gushes, "I don't know how I can ever thank you enough!

He smiles and says, "Why sure you can! Can you please smell this rag for me and tell me if you think it smells like chloroform?"

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