[Faline]

A woman in Kissimmee, Florida called 911 because she couldn't get the car started and was locked inside. And by "locked inside" we mean unfathomably stupid and unresourceful.

The unidentified woman called emergency dispatch last Sunday when she determined her car would not start and she was "trapped" inside, parked at the Walgreens. It was getting hot in there after all.

The dispatcher calmly asked the woman if she had pulled the lock release mechanism, which she had not, and then directed the woman to pull the door handle. Surprise! Freedom!

[Photoplay]

Total embarrassment

[deanmine]

Originally Posted by Photoplay ↗

Total embarrassment

i used to get calls all the time..... Um.. my computer wont start . my computer is broke.. it wont start..... ok.. is it plugged in!!... ,,,, ........o.. right on... thanks .........

[kellyhound]

[Shadedwill]

What. The. Shit.
I remember this being in a stand up routine of Jeff Foxworthy, but I didn't know anyone was stupid enough to actually get 'locked' in their car.

[Shakey]

That's in Orlando, FL. A lot of dumbasses around there.

[St. Geno]

Wow

[wdf1987]

Oh dear....