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In this call a man has dialled 999 to say that his wife has gone out without leaving him any food to eat. A transcript of the call has been provided below.

Communications operator: "Hello police"

Caller: "My wife's left me two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night... and I'm a sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating. She won't put any food on or anything for anybody, I don't know what...."

Communications operator: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."
Source : http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk...ons/999_calls/

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he does right.what a bitch

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LMAO!

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Idiot hehe.. probably a fat ass hillbilly

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get your ass in there and make yourself something to eat idiot

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Re: 999 Call Because Wife Wont Cook
Would like to at least visit a world where you can call the cops because your wife doesn't have dinner on the table.

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fuckin' stupid ass motherfucker

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Lets all pray to satan he starts to make himself a sandwich and then chokes on it lol!

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Dispicable crime. Women not cooking should be grounds for the death penalty!

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