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Old 06-05-2010, 11:06 AM
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In this call a man has dialled 999 to say that his wife has gone out without leaving him any food to eat. A transcript of the call has been provided below.

Communications operator: "Hello police"

Caller: "My wife's left me two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night... and I'm a sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating. She won't put any food on or anything for anybody, I don't know what...."

Communications operator: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."
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Old 06-09-2010, 12:53 PM
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he does right.what a bitch
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:03 AM
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Old 06-21-2010, 02:05 PM
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Idiot hehe.. probably a fat ass hillbilly
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Old 06-22-2010, 07:59 PM
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get your ass in there and make yourself something to eat idiot
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:36 PM
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Would like to at least visit a world where you can call the cops because your wife doesn't have dinner on the table.
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Old 07-04-2010, 04:59 PM
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fuckin' stupid ass motherfucker
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Old 07-05-2010, 10:43 AM
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Lets all pray to satan he starts to make himself a sandwich and then chokes on it lol!
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Old 07-07-2010, 06:16 AM
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Dispicable crime. Women not cooking should be grounds for the death penalty!
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