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Arrest that bitch... give her the chair.
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did they actullay send some one out to open here beer!! lol
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Re: 911 Call From Old Lady That Can't Open Her Beer

Many, if not most emergency departments have a policy of sending someone out for every 911 call in case there really is an emergency. Its called CYA. If it was a case of someone abusing the 911 system then they might actually get arrested for that. I doubt the cops arrested this old lady, but they may have lectured her about when its ok and not ok to call 911. Whether or not they wound up opening her beer is anyone's guess.
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lol, that is an emergency!
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This has to be in some small ass backwards county.
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i hate old people
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Re: 911 Call From Old Lady That Can't Open Her Beer

LMAO, this is great


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