[chris]

Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel in Lakeland, Florida made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in the swimming pool.

The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and authorities freed the man after about 40 minutes.

The man, who had rented a room at the motel, told police he had gone swimming about 12:30 a.m. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center.

The responding police officer's report stated the following: "As I approached the man, I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole located on the north side of the swimming pool."

The police officers shut off the pool's pump but that didn't do the trick. Robert Cheuvront's penis remained stuck. Unfortunately for him, it had become swollen by the battering it had received before the pump was turned off.

Efforts by the police to free him failed, so the paramedics were summoned. Lubricant was applied around the pipe fitting in the hope that the poor man would become unstuck. Eventually, after the paramedics spent nearly an hour alternating between delicate maneuvering and strenuous pulling efforts, Cheuvront popped out of the suction pipe.

The paramedics took him to a nearby hospital, and a spokesman there later announced that Cheuvront had been released after being treated for bruised genitalia.

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[mystery79]

......... What A Dick!!!Pmsl

[poopie]

I wanted to do that to my boob..lol kidding

[chris12701]

That's hilarious!

[uloveme]

holy shit funniest thing I've seen in a long time, oddly enough these cases seem to pop up from time to time lol always funny, like watching Jerry Springer it always makes you feel better about yourself (you know its true!)

BTW look at the time discrepancies from when he went swimming to when he called or someone called, fuck he must've been freaking out for a long time wondering what to do trying to get it out LOL!!!!!!

[radams007]

Figures... Only In Lakeland! Polk County, Meth Capital of America.

[Brandjuh]

Originally Posted by ianmd3000 ↗

Would've been funnier if the guy with his cock stuck in the pump was doing the talking on the recording

Why are you bumping all the old topics?

[crice63]

How does someone go swimming with is pants down at his knees???just be honest, we know what you were up to He's lucky his "member" didn't implode from the pressure