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Ryan Lochte

American swimmer. So he's not the brightest light in the candelabra*, but does it matter? Look at him.

*exhibit A:

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08-27-2012, 02:15 AM
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Re: Ryan Lochte

Thats so fucking nice. That last picture....omg omg omg!
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Re: Ryan Lochte

He's smart as a rock. I don't know, I don't find him attractive
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Re: Ryan Lochte

He's smart as a rock. I don't know, I don't find him attractive
Not even physically? Just curious, what's your type? Darker hair?

But yeah, smarter for sure. It would be like "okay, just keep your mouth closed, honey."
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Still smoking, sexy nose.
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Re: Ryan Lochte

Lochte is a stupid dorky punk. He along with the others that caused trouble with shitty behavior at the Rio Olympics exemplify the "ugly American".

And some simpletons admire him.
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Re: Ryan Lochte

Yeah, full of shit (32 years old...)

Unfortunately it reflects on all the loud, opinionated yanks out there, that make damn sure EVERYBODY hears their stories...

If he wasn't snapped for it I'm quite certain he'd still be bragging to his mates about his bravery in the face of death.

Public humiliation, losing sponsors (and probably his centrefold girlfriend) almost makes me feel a bit sorry for him.

I admire his swimming ability though, cause I know how hard that shit is.
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Re: Ryan Lochte

Big time loser.
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Re: Ryan Lochte

Yeah, goofy stupidity can be overlooked when judging someone's physical appearance. I mean, look at 98% of "supermodels", no matter the nationality.

But the bullshit he pulled at the Olympics? Makes him ugly, inside and out. Racist asshole.

I personally won't EVER consider him attractive again.
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He's smart as a rock. I don't know, I don't find him attractive

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