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Jack White

It appears my JW thread has been deleted. I have no idea why? So behold the resurrection.









Probably the most gothic (contemporary) mugshot ever taken..




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Old 06-08-2019, 04:21 PM
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Re: Jack White

My cousin owns a hipster/rock & roll hole-in-the-wall bar in Hamtramck (Detroit), and is apparently an acquaintance of Jack White.

Many years ago, prior to being the "towering rock god" he currently is (yet already making records with White Stripes), Mr. White auditioned for some gay Detroit band called "The Go."

They liked him, and he was clearly a good guitarist...

But- he was turned down from the role "for being too fat."


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Old 06-08-2019, 04:25 PM
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Re: Jack White

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It appears my JW thread has been deleted. I have no idea why?
It was deleted for being RACIST. The shrewd, quick-thinking mods saw the word "WHITE," and panicked

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Re: Jack White

I will say I don't like his new look here lately. I too share your passion for him but I miss the old Jack!

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Re: Jack White

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My cousin owns a hipster/rock & roll hole-in-the-wall bar in Hamtramck (Detroit), and is apparently an acquaintance of Jack White.


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Many years ago, prior to being the "towering rock god" he currently is (yet already making records with White Stripes), Mr. White auditioned for some gay Detroit band called "The Go."

They liked him, and he was clearly a good guitarist...

But- he was turned down from the role "for being too fat."

Fat?! I can't abide skinny dudes. They repulse me. This "The Go" must be a bunch of AIDZ infected queers jealous of JW (peace be upon him).

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I will say I don't like his new look here lately. I too share your passion for him but I miss the old Jack!
I prefer him with short hair.




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Re: Jack White

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Fat?! I can't abide skinny dudes. They repulse me. This "The Go" must be a bunch of AIDZ infected queers jealous of JW (peace be upon him).
Right right right...

I never heard "The Go," but I hate them solely because of their name.

I believe I'm way fatter on a thin day than your boy ever was on a fat day...

The punchline to my little anecdote, however, is precisely that...

I don't check out other boys' shit. I wouldn't know a fat man unless it's rather profound & obvious...therefore "The Go" is a herd of petty, pretentious AIDSfags for caring about how fat a guitarist is

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Old 07-14-2019, 01:45 PM
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Re: Jack White

I've spent the last twenty minutes trying to set these photos as my Kindle's background, but it won't scale properly.

I hope your day has been as productive as mine..

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Re: Jack White

You just have to click on "sort in chronological order".


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Re: Jack White

There's no option for that on the Kindle that I'm aware of and chronological order has nothing to do with scaling a photo to size to set it as a background?

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Re: Jack White

Unban Moloko!!!!

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