Celebrity agony uncle Danny Dyer has told Zoo magazine readers that a heartbroken boyfriend should "cut his ex's face, so no one will want her".
Dyer's reply was published in the latest edition of lads' weekly Zoo, published by Bauer Media, in reponse to a letter from a 23-year-old reader – "Alex, Manchester" – asking for advice on how to get over his split from his girlfriend.
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