[kellyhound]

[rohmell]

Don't those things have horns? Why didn't the Captain blow his horn? (well, not his, but the boat's) If it was me, I woulda been pissed as hell and would be throwing shit at the boat to fuck up the windows or something, instead of standing there like a fucken idiot.

[William May]

Same problem with cows. They never use their horns!

[Caf002]

Someone does not know how to maneuver their craft!

[AlvinKarpis]

Holy shit that was close, dude ducked with no time left

[nascarfan7]

So that guy stood there, saw the boat coming towards him then brilliantly decides to turn his back towards said boat and walk away. So blissfully unaware that 10 seconds later the boat he was just looking at almost decapitates him.

[gboy69]

Originally Posted by nascarfan7 ↗

then brilliantly decides to turn his back towards said boat and walk away

he seemed to go to a lot of trouble to walk straight into it's path

the dumb arsehole deserved everything he got

[Mr_Shlaapu]

Never turn your back on what floats on the sea.

[durt]

Forrest has done that before